'Avin' A Giraffe

Morning all. Hope your well. First up woman finally evolved, worm style, to procreate without the need of a male??

So the Playf', a bit of a gayer but a good friend of mine, had this to say on Saturday about the Lady Gaga debate...

Morning all. Friday it is then *woop*. First up, and if you didn't know, thegrainsilo industries have launched our sister blog this week, 'Avin A Giraffe: Diggin' in the Crates. Basically this will be dedicated to the plethora of music, new and old, available all over the tubes. We have our very own resident DJ in GeeGeeDubya, posts on artists new and old, local and international, plus an upcoming podcast and *fingers crossed* a permanent feature on 60s psych rock. So yeah, go check it out mo fos!

On with this show. First up I have to say I have been very restrained on the whole iTampon jokes, but this one really made me laugh. I knew Steve was nicking his ideas from somewhere.


Next up, a mate of mine (no names of course) introduced me to a website called omegle.com recently. The point of it is, you talk to strangers. The temptation to scare people of course is huge...

Really? Honestly? They can't be for real surely?? Either way its pretty funny. Check out the DJs next level PC computer skills...

Morning all. Time for me to put you off your breakfast again. This is probably NSFW but I am so glad we can put it to rest. Lady Gaga is a woman, case closed...
Next up and finally for the day, go to Google and type in the question on everyone's lips, "where is chuck norris?" and click on I'm feeling lucky. If your lazy you can view the image below.

Morning all. Hope your having a good week so far. I know its Thursday, bad schisse, but then its Friday very soon, I promise. I will also try and refrain from any 'i', tampon or pad jokes. Maybe.

First up, Pain - Star Trek Remix, this one is for my good Twuddies @alantshearer and @wolfruna (I did notice no countdown girl yesterday guys, will be expecting a return to form today ;-)). If your on twitter go look them up. They're both very funny guys.


OMG check the stupidity of this, Tramp Stamp to meet a w*nker.
Finally for today, some Empire Propaganda.




Thats it y'all, go do some work and I will catch you on the flipside.

Morning all. Hope you've had a good weekend. Straight on with the show...

First up, this was probably a really bad idea...


Next, I posted one of these the other day and there are loads more out there GodBothererTV gets Fresh Princed and Star Wars'd...


Tw*t of the Week this week goes to @wolfruna for this little pearler...


Next up, a selection of the best pranks from internet superstar Remi Gaillard. Just brilliant!

Website of the Week goes to possibly the whitest website on the internet to date, understandrap.com, a site where 1. You can add a rap lyric you just don't get. 2. Add an explanation of a rap lyric someone else just doesn't get. Its a valuble service, I don't know why you snigger??

Finally for this week, Clunk Click Every Trip, a drum and bass remix of some classic UK PSA's, just for a bit of noise on a Sunday morn. Have a top week all, if you need me, you know where to find me..